*** Calculator Works Out Calories Burnt and Muscle Workout
DrFelix, a British healthcare start-up has created an interactive calculator for both men and women. The image shows the app’s calculations for what benefits 10 minutes of *** in the “girl on top” position does for the body.
A new phone and web application that encourages *** as your workout has launched. It is claimed the application is a healthy and sexy widget. This invention has gone LIVE thanks to an Irish and Scottish team based in Glasgow, Scotland. This interactive app is called the “*** Workout Calculator.” It uses an algorithm that prescribes *** and more *** for everyone to keep the waistline trim.
“We told the Smart App we wanted to burn off the hamburger we had for lunch, and the DrFelix, *** Calculator prescribed to us, that we should Try 10 minutes of missionary followed by 25 mins of a squatting position and finish with 20 minutes of doggy style,” says Sam Malik product manager.
In ten minutes or less (or more) of performing many of the *** positions, it is claimed the body’s anaerobic and aerobic exercise needs for the afternoon can be met. The owners herald it as cash saving too, “When comparing getting all your muscular and exercise needs for the day for free with this app, or paying gym fees, the private joy of *** is really doing more for you. Even spooning delivers results!”
The interactive calculator developed by DrFelix, is now filling in FREE ‘sexscriptions’ at www.drfelix.co.uk/***-workout-calculator/.
Free *** Service
“Fitness and health are co-habiting for FREE, and they share the same bed. Next time you decide to couple up, you’ll know exactly how much fitter, healthier, and worked-out you’re getting,” says Sam. He claims that this intelligent app promotes having more and more *** for longer too. Just in case something goes wrong the Doctor Site that hosts the live app is backed by a pharmacy of reputation with specialism in STD treatments.
How it works
“The DrFelix algorithm uses your inputs” says product manager Sam Malik.
“The man from the image is 100KG. Did you know that he can have all the delights of the ‘Girl on Top’ view, and have his cake? The longer he goes, the more chocolate he can eat. It’s all already been burnt off. You’ve been invited to find out what suits you based on your gender and weight, and experience it for yourself at DrFelix.co.uk
According to the calculations of the app, with 10 minutes of “Girl on Top,” the man did as much good for his body as he would have done had he been doing aerobics! (8 minutes equivalent).
“Guys: We imagine you’ll want to show-off to mates tomorrow, your rock hard gluts, biceps and strong (not hard) core. You’ll boast they’re thanks to your lovemaking. Ladies: We imagine you’ll keep the Doctor’s orders secret from your lover. They’ll assume your voracious appetite is down to lust and not desire to fit into that wedding dress.”
Oral *** Formula
Metabolic equivalent scores (METs) which count the oxygen you consume when exercising, are used as a metric in the app design. This guided the DrFelix educators in determining the veracity of a sexy task, and their health impacts. For the Doctor’s added knowledge the designers, “Created our own formulae for oral *** and hand jobs based on figures from Woman’s Day, the India Times, and the Daily Position – Playbook of Nerves.”
Sam Malik continued: “Give it a go and get your tailored sexcription for free today!” The quirky web and mobile application does raise a smile (amongst other things), and it’s available for embedding on your social media or other sites.
How to Embed the Calculator on your Website or Blog
Simply copy and paste the below embed code and the interactive tool will show on your website for free. Please credit the author by linking to www.DrFelix.co.uk.
Dr Felix is a UK registered Online Doctor and Pharmacy service offering people a convenient method of medical treatment. Our service is totally confidential offering safe and secure consultations with our highly experienced UK Doctors. All our doctors are registered with the General Medical Council.